Love Letter from aH Beng

Dear Ah Lian,>>>

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me,>I am quiet find.

>>>You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?>Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

>>>You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he>take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger and fens fies.

>>>After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until>the sky bright.>Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari.>My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you>must come with your hole family.

>>>I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me.>Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon.

>>>And when you got time, please few free to call me.

>>>Goo bye…..

>Worm regard,

>Ah Beng

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jMs

Funny- Stress? Try 1-Click Award

Are you feeling stress today?

Wanted to kill your mouse?

Your boss makes you mad, and as if you got a last minute task when u were supposed to go home… imagine he works for you at your click…..

Click Here for more

Enjoy and hope that after you have enuf clicks , you would get some relieve afterall……

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Jelutong – Town is being jinx? Is it?

Dear Jelutong residents,

Please be X’tra careful while you are on car parks…..

…….. check your breaks ….
….. check your engines….
… and tyres too….
.. anyway, just go to the mechanic shop to have a check up on your cars…..

Why I would say that, coz recently things just happens ?

Want to know more?

N more latest new on the survivor?

Here are some wreckage shot from 25 meters… see how both cars are being crushed? Well, did you realised something…. both of them are Malaysian cars… nvrmind… just 4get about what i grunt….

Just be careful at all times…~

Articles on this 25M jump

Source : TheStar.com.my Archive Site

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Windows – Menu bar/Toolbar Missing in Windows Explorer and/or Internet Explorer

One fine day, you load your “favourite browser Mr. Internet Explorer” and realised that the Common Toolbar like
[File - Edit - View - Favourites - Tools - Help] is MISSING

This is how it looks like

Don;t worry , your computer wasn’t being hijack by malicious virus nor killer worm.
Most likely you would encounter this when you are deleting some of the spywares/third party software from the Antivirus server / Spam Spam tool. The removal applications might have removes the .dll or corrupt the windows system files.

All you gotta do is …..

Make sure you do have the administrator access of the current affected computer.
# Close all open Internet Explorer and Windows Explorer windows.
# Start the Registry Editor (Click Start, Run and enter REGEDIT.EXE).
# Go to the following Registry key: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Internet Explorer\Toolbar

For Windows Explorer:

* In the right pane, locate the Explorer sub-key and open it.
* In the right pane, locate the ITBarLayout value.
* Right click this value and select Delete.

For Internet Explorer:

* In the right pane, locate the WebBrowser sub-key and open it.
* In the right pane, locate the ITBarLayout value.
* Right click this value and select Delete.

# Quit Registry Editor.
# Open the affected program (Windows Explorer or Internet Explorer) and verify that you’re Menu bar/Toolbar has been restored.
# If not, repeat steps 1-3.
# Then locate the ShellBrowser sub-key, open it and delete the ITBarLayout value there.

Good the luck to you !

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Road Tax Reduce & Toll Rise in Malaysia

Road Tax Reduce & Toll Rise in Malaysia.
Road Tax Reduce

Some Malaysian is very happy with the Road Tax Reduce…

Let us have a look at the simple calculation below…

E.g.

Road Tax Reduce = RM50 for 1 year

For per day = RM50/365

= RM0.1370/day (WAU!!!!!! What a big saving for Malaysian)

Syabas !!! To our Government!!!

Toll Rise

Imagine a person is using Kesas Highway from Klang To K.L. (To & From)

(That’s mean – using a full package on this Highway)

Past Toll Rate = RM1.50 per toll x 6 tolls = RM9.00 per day

Present Toll Rate = RM2.20 per toll x 6 tolls = RM13.20 per day

Different = RM0.70 per toll

For 1 day = RM0.70 x 6 tolls (To & From)

= RM4.20 / day

Normal Working Days for Normal Person = 240days / year

For One Year = 240days x RM4.20

= RM1008.00 (Different – Old & Present)

If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 240 days

= RM3,168 per year

But Some Crazy Guyz Work for 365 days / year

For One Year = 365days x RM4.20

= RM1533.00 (Different – Old & Present)

If in full Calculation = RM13.20/day x 365 days

= RM4,818 per year

For others toll ; you can calculate on your own… using the same method

If Average Malaysian Salary is RM2000.00/mth. (For easy calculation purpose)

That’s means he/she will be spending his/her 2 months salary / year just to pay on his toll.

Syabas !!! To all Malaysian…. For Being Deaf & Dumb….

MALAYSIA BOLEH

Are you really happy now?

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EPF – Have you ever wanted to know how much you employee pays you?

Feeling cheated by your employee?
Felt unfair about the current pay you are getting?
Why your pay slip is not stated with your EPF deduction?
Are they paying you the right amount?

Here you go , the reference guide for your salary and EPF guide for 2007 for Dear Malaysians Sekalian n for our over the sea countrymen to look at our lowly paid Employee Provident Fund

EPF 2007

Enjoy and if you don;t mind, share it with your friends as well…. Hope this might be resourceful for you~

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Notice Board that might amazed you

Can you tell me what do you understand about this?

Ladies, are you willing to have a free massage?

Are you ready for a farting session?

U might want to place this around your kindergardens, schools .. :p

This board might looks stupid to us, but why not take it a challenge with the goldilock bear

I wonder what would happen if this is in malaysian roads… gimme a right, gimme a left and a bang bang car

This is why F1 does not have female drivers ? Or are tey really dangerous on the road … hmmmm….

Blardly cow… trying out a new specimens … here comes the alien… humping on them

No blow, but can f*ck la is it?

Have a nice day everyone ! Hope this will brighten up your day!

CISCO VPN – InstallDNE error

Have you ever wanted to reimage your machine/reinstall your OS when you would have a solution here…

You would actually encounter this issue when CISCO VPN 4.6 with the DNE Adapter a.k.a. Deterministic Network Enhancer adapter could not be executed properly.

You won;t be able to remove or uninstall the application from registry or even third party application….Anyway, here’s a cleanup tool which i have here.

Do message me if issue still pops up in your life……

Else do download the file from here

till then , this is something how it looks like

Good luck and hope it works well for your comp there~

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jMs

Windows – Virtual Memory is Low

I am sure you will hate this just like myself when i am doing my things half way through i got this message and there goes my documents which i have doing half way through….sometimes i were even shown a blue screen of death for that event….

Then a further research and realised that either one has to be sacrifice , either the money or the HDD space…

The problem is that you do not have enough RAM (random access memory) installed. Windows first draws from your RAM, but when this runs out, it will then access your virtual memory. When even this runs low, you will start to receive the low virtual memory message. One solution is to allow Windows to increase your virtual memory, but the correct method is to install more RAM to your system.

oh yeah , before that, remember the maximum you can place for the max field is 3 x of your physical RAM while the minimum should be 1.5 x of the current physical RAM

Microsoft Windows XP
1. Click Start, and then click Control Panel.
2. Click Performance and Maintenance, and then click System.
3. On the Advanced tab, under Performance, click Settings.
4. On the Advanced tab, under Virtual memory, click Change.
5. Under Drive [Volume Label], click the drive that contains the paging file that you want to change.
6. Under Paging file size for selected drive, click to select the System managed size check box, and then click Set.
7. Click OK three times.

When you are prompted to restart the computer, click Yes.

Microsoft Windows 2000
1. Click Start, point to Settings, and then click Control Panel.
2. Double-click System.
3. On the Advanced tab, click Performance Options.
4. Click Change.
5. Select the drive that you want to use to store the paging file.
6. Increase the value for Maximum size (MB).

For the initial size, we recommend that you use the Recommended value under Total paging file size for all drives.
7. Click Set, and then click OK three times.
8. If you are prompted to restart the computer, click Yes.

Otherwise click Start, and then click Shut Down.

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Windows – How to uninstall network adapter or TCP/IP?

You might have encountered issue with flushing dns at times and having difficulty to login to the client with error codes on network. You might try the following option to repair the connections.

But the most important thing before you proceed to do this, make sure you do have a LOCAL ADMINISTRATOR ACCOUNT else you would be logged out from the machine.

How to reinstall TCP/IP in Windows 2000

You might have to reinstall TCP/IP to help resolve some issues, such as improperly configured bindings, dialup clients that are unable to connect to the RAS server, NIC drivers that do not properly bind to the TCP/IP protocol, etc.

To remove TCP/IP in Windows 2000:

1. Click to clear the TCP/IP check box from all dialup and LAN connections in “Network and Dialup Connections”.
2. Install another protocol (NetBEUI or NWlink) to maintain a placeholder for each conneciton.
3. Restart your computer
4. Reinstall TCP/IP, and restart your computer again.

How to reinstall TCP/IP in Windows XP
applies both to the Home and Pro editions of XP

In Windows XP, the uninstall button is disabled for the TCP/IP protocol. The TCP/IP stack is considered a core component of the operating system, and it is not possible to uninstall it. Still, in some extreme cases, the most appropriate solution is to reset the TCP/IP stack back to a default state…

There is a NetShell (netsh) command-line scripting utility for the configuring and monitoring of Windows XP networking. Using this tool, a reset command is available that rewrites pertinent TCP/IP registry keys to achieve the same result as the removal and the reinstallation of the protocol. The following registry branches are reset using this tool:

SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\Tcpip\Parameters\
SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Services\DHCP\Parameters\

Comand usage

Simply type the following in Command Prompt:

netsh int ip reset c:\resetlog.txt

“c:\resetlog.txt” being the logfile generated by netsh to store changes being made. If the file exists, the new log will be appended to the end of the existing file.

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